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Thank You, George!

by: Frédéric Lemaître  |  Le Monde

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Frederic Lemaitre imagines George W. Bush's image replacing Che Guevara's on alternative-worldists' T-shirts, joining that of his four most illustrious predecessors on Mt. Rushmore. (Photo: Executive Office of the President of the United States).

Mister President,

Dear George

    At the moment when it's good form to criticize you - unfortunately, even within these columns - allow me, instead, to inform you of my admiration. And to deplore your situation. How, in goodness name, did the most powerful man on the planet come to be misunderstood to this extent? I know: believer that you are, you despise the glory of this base world. Nor am I unaware that - following the example of many great men - you have long had a premonition that you would only be understood after some fifty or so years. Your voice will have fallen silent, but your oeuvre will continue to speak for you.

    As for me, I have no doubt: History will do you more justice than do your despicable contemporaries. So while certain intellectuals (oh, those "neocons" you have so masterfully taken for a ride) thought, in their day, to play the wise guys by prognosticating the end of History: they didn't see that the first great revolutionary of the 21st Century occupied the Oval Office at the White House.

    Mister President, I make this bet: in a few years, if there's any sense to History, you will have replaced Che Guevara on the other-worldists' T-shirts. After all: what a record you've got!

    By what criteria does one recognize a great leader? By his ability to organize his succession, of course. Now who can deny that without the policy you've conducted over the last eight years, Barack Obama would never have been elected? This brilliant young man's veritable Pygmalion is you, of course. I imagine that it was hardly always easy. I'm thinking in particular about one of your master strokes: the war in Iraq. To manipulate your Secretary of State, the righteous general, Colin Powell, to the point of pushing him to lie before the UN about Saddam Hussein's suppositious weapons of mass destruction; then, once the deception was realized, forcing him to resign so that he ended up joining Barack Obama. Nice one!

    Moreover, to take advantage of that conflict to show the whole world what only a few initiates used to know - that it happens that the American government confuses its interests with those of the influential multinational corporations that finance political campaigns - testifies to an audacity on your part that borders on recklessness. To make the war even more hateful by subcontracting it out to poor schmucks underpaid by private companies: no pacifist would have dared to dream of it.

    And frankly, what other means did you have to empty the government coffers filled by your predecessor Bill Clinton? Apart from armed conflict, I see only one other way of spending 3 trillion dollars in so short a time: creating a social security system worthy of the name. But that obviously would have been contrary to your ultimate objective. So you did well not to waste your time on the "compassionnel,*" like some vulgar European social democrat.

    Especially since this year of 2008 unquestionably marks your apotheosis. To dare to dynamite capitalism by nationalizing Wall Street a few weeks before your departure: who would have thought it possible, even from a man endowed with as great a talent as your own? In any case, your Treasury Secretary, that great booby Henry Paulson, didn't see it coming. A guy who didn't hesitate to give up the presidency of Goldman Sachs - which is to say the heart of the empire - to work at your side, and, all unknown to him, deconstruct the system to which he owes his fortune.

    In the most unlikely case that these deeds alone do not allow you to figure on Mount Rushmore next to the four most illustrious of your predecessors - but whose records seem awfully pale next to yours - know, Mr. President, that they are adequate to guarantee you a choice place in our French Pantheon.

    And if they were only all there were! Then we'd be passing in silence over your greatest work, your action on behalf of the environment that will save the planet. By refusing to sign the Kyoto protocol - a text the inadequacy of which obviously did not escape you - you, in fact, forced American civil society to take itself in hand much more effectively than would have any law Congress would in any case have reduced to a strict minimum. In the beginning, I have to admit, I was persuaded your goal was to adopt the villain's role to facilitate Al Gore's entry to the White House.

    However, over time, the pieces of the puzzle came together with a cleverness worthy of Clausewitz. First act: the non-ratification of the Kyoto Protocol mobilized public opinion in America - and beyond - over the necessity for each person to act on behalf of the environment. That incidentally translated into the auctioning off of SUVs, the retirement of a certain number of more modest vehicles and the bankruptcy of your automobile manufacturers - another notch on your pistol. Second act: the war in Iraq, which contributed to the increase in the price per barrel of oil and emptied the government's coffers. Third act: the real estate crisis - provoked by your old accomplice Greenspan - which throws tens of thousands of Americans on the street. No more car, no more house, soon no more retirement, taxes your successor will be forced to increase and, as a bonus, a global economic recession. No question: your record will be historic.

    One little detail still eludes me: why the hell did Nicolas Sarkozy absolutely insist on having you preside over the November 15 summit intended to rebuild the global capitalism you have knocked yourself out to discredit? Would he also be playing a double game?

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    Translation: Truthout French language editor Leslie Thatcher.

  

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Leslie Thatcher should know

Leslie Thatcher should know better - in this letter to George W Bush, (s)he uses words of several syllables, which will be difficult for his aides to explain to him. Furthermore, irony is wasted - remember, his reputation as an undergrad at Yale was that of an arrogant bully, combative, restless and stupid, who, without his illustrious connections, would never have got into any reputable college. A normal person would be desperately embarrassed and ashamed at what he's done to this country - not George W. He'll go back to his Texas ranch and live out his days with his cronies and sycophants, never even aware of the damage he's done. Requiescat, not in pace, but in ignominia et infamia.

Mistunderstood? Please tell

Mistunderstood? Please tell me one thing that Mr Bush did as president that was any good. I'd love to know.

Francis, LeMaitre wrote this

Francis, LeMaitre wrote this piece for LE MONDE, and Leslie Thatcher translated it [wonderfully]. LeMaitre is right; George W. Bush will go down in history--as the most stupidly destructive oaf ever to besmirch the White House. Geez, folks, have you no sense of irony? OK, I hear you; it's too soon, too soon. Once we go to group therapy for a while and get help with coping with success maybe we'll be able to laugh at Bush's eight-year nightmare.

Mais attention, On ne

Mais attention, On ne badine pas avec un stupide qui est aussi tres criminel. Au revoir, George.

Yes indeed, if Dubya has

Yes indeed, if Dubya has been misunderstood, he has certainly been misunderappreciated !

Hey, Francis Roe: I hear

Hey, Francis Roe: I hear he's got a place down in Paraguay where he'll be safe from other governments and his most violent enemies. Think there's any truth in it?

We know what someone who

We know what someone who wreaked so much havoc on his country would do in Japan. But that implies a sense of honor and responsibility. Bush has neither. He is a completely unconscious, asleep, hungry ghost soul. It is our tragedy that such a man should have had the leadership of this country for eight years. Enough to almost ruin us. But i continue to have hope. Ours is a great experiment both of democracy and diversity. And for some reason, not clear to me, no matter how dumbed down and distracted the populace becomes by materialism of the coarsest sort, in the end some reason prevails and we throw the bums out. Thank God.

You know, I am a bit

You know, I am a bit surprised that our own President George doesn't have his government tear down Mount Rushmore and have his designing people (no, there are way too many of those, maybe some small group of only 200 neocons) construct a NEW monument with only George and his Daddy on it. That way, he could leave a lasting monument to himself rather than having history defame him so much. The new year, with the Whistleblowers finally telling their stories, should prove most entertaining.

JANUARY 20, 2009 can't come

JANUARY 20, 2009 can't come soon enough. The whole world will be celebrating when we all sing in unison HIT THE ROAD GEORGE, DICK et al, we have a real president now, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA.

I hope that President Barack

I hope that President Barack Obama will the greatest president ever so that maybe we can have him on Mount Rushmore, what a gorgeous thing that would be.

Former president George Bush

Former president George Bush may not have been one of the greatest US president, but I'm sure that he hardly tried in giving his best it just so happen that he's not enough.

Now what George is up to at

Now what George is up to at the moment is ripping out whatever environmental or social good we have left.He might as well take a baseball bat to the White House furniture while he's at it before he walks out the door. Why isn't this man impeached for war crimes at the very least? Perhaps because a lot of his powerful henchmen would be taken down with him. Check out www.impeachbush.org.

To the anonymous writer in

To the anonymous writer in French: Sometimes stupidity is culpable. In this case I advocate caning the idiot. He's had too many sweeties and not enough shoutings at. And when all those who wish to take a switch to le stupide line up for a go, I'd love to be there. Barring that, an enfilade fulfills my wish. As to the writer conversant with Japanese- hungry ghost. Yep. He has not earned the right to commit sepeku, even if he could be brought to understand three syllables. Now I want to end and make amends for our collective complicity in torture, but could we draw and quarter him, cheney, et al first? naw. There ain't enough oxen. Lots of willing ox drivers probably. How about this: we let those interred at all torture camps, all Americans in prison, then we can spare the oxen?

I was appalled when a good

I was appalled when a good friend of mine was terrified because obama was the antichrist. I tried to explain to her that he couldn't be be cause it has been roaming upa and down the earth for twenty years or more and its name is ''''''CHENEY'''''. with its aides addington and that vile, incompetent oaf in the guise of a human president